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2000 Years Later

by Matthew McCloskey

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The Pizza Delivery episode of Spongebob is one of my all-time favorites. Spongebob sounds like Scott Stapp when he sings the Krusty Kraaaaaayaaaayaaaaabbb song...

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Last time you said, “Why don’t we get
Ourselves a bite to eat?”
I called the Krusty Krab and I ordered
A pizza for you and me….
Pepperoni, green peppers, onions, olives
Anchovies, mushrooms and extra cheese.

"Your pizza will be finished in twenty minutes,"
Said the operator.
Then the delivery dude finally came two thousand years later
He finally came two thousand years later

So, I called the pizza place
And I let them have it.
"I'd like to know who are you people?
Who put you on the planet?
I can't stand this!"

"Your pizza will be finished in twenty minutes,"
Said the operator.
Then the delivery dude finally came two thousand years later.

And then he said, "I'm gonna get
Employee of the month."
And for the first time in my life,
I felt mad and hungry enough to eat someone.

(homicidal customer rant)
(cannibalistic customer rant)

"Your pizza will be finished in twenty minutes,"
Said the operator.
Now I’m gonna need a witness…
"Your pizza will be finished in twenty minutes,"
Said the operator.
Then the delivery dude finally came two thousand years later
He finally came two thousand years later.
He finally came two thousand years later.

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released December 31, 2015

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Nashville-based composer, pianist and beer enthusiast.

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